Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for August 08, 2022

DUH LOL

To quote an xkcd comic, “You know you can just buy lab coats?”

Why would anybody not believe Hawthorne?

They sell them to Doof, and he bought his degree on the internet with his ex-wife’s money

I was expecting Hawthorne to respond back that he took online classes.

So, is Megan getting lippo or a nose job?

Many years ago I was in Beijing on a business trip and had an extra day to go be a tourist. A coworker and I hired a car to take us to the Great Wall. Along the way they had a bunch of tourist stops to try to fleece us. The one I remember the most was a place where a blinking sign said Doctor’s office. A guy in a white lab coat came out and held my coworker’s wrist for a few seconds (I declined) and told her that her ying and yang were out of balance. Fortunately they could write her a prescription and fill it right there. She wisely declined to fill it . . .

Just as Dr. Oz proved they’ll give anyone scrubs.

Shot in the dark here, but let me guess…all reductions, no augmentations?

Is it only for crustaceans or will that be the ingredient he injects to plump up your parts? As opposed to concrete like some south o’ the borders shops use?

Hawthorne is not a doctor, nor does he play one on TV.

I agree with Megan

Haha! XD