P3 In all reality , my family is running the Thorp Family Summer Camp for underprivileged children and couldn’t be here today but they would thank you for giving me this long overdue honor.
P4 “But I understand, Jamie and Keri have all-consuming careers in an Asian apparel manufacturing operation that requires long hours and when Mimi isn’t coaching or playing slap *ss with girls on the team, it’s nearly a full time job supervising pool cleanings at the house.”
Mimi is driving to another state, where she took the softball team for a road game in April and then forgot to bring them back. On her way back to Milford she will buy back the kids from the Oliver Twist Academy, where she dumped then years ago.
I still don’t get how the little flashback story and Gil’s mediocre handling of Tays personal problems as well as minimal coaching in a long-ago football game is relevant to this award.
I’m just curious if this is Coach of the Year for Milford, or Coach of the Year for the Valley Conference, or Coach of the Year for the state of name redacted? And speaking of curious, if you’re curious as to how Mopped Up Thorp handled this, just head straight over to:
bitsy twill almost 2 years ago
Isn’t THAT Emmett?
Ravenswing almost 2 years ago
“Family?” Are we going to find out what happened to the poor children at long last? (Presuming they weren’t sold into slavery to orcs.)
kdizzle almost 2 years ago
“My family”? Are they going to admit he has children again?
Klubble almost 2 years ago
Family? Are the Thorp kids coming back from China?
Klubble almost 2 years ago
P2: A miniature Sputnik spies on the banquet. A weird signal emanates from the craft.
pategar almost 2 years ago
Really awkward use of “son” there, Gil.
BikeMike almost 2 years ago
Bombshell! Oh, think of the new plot lines coming from Barajas.
Charks almost 2 years ago
OMG — where are Mimi and the kids? Car accident?
Mr Reality almost 2 years ago
P3 In all reality , my family is running the Thorp Family Summer Camp for underprivileged children and couldn’t be here today but they would thank you for giving me this long overdue honor.
dadjo almost 2 years ago
Uh oh, do I smell a Dallas/Newhart twist here? The past 8-10 years without the Thorp kids was all a dream?
Gil-doh! almost 2 years ago
P4 “But I understand, Jamie and Keri have all-consuming careers in an Asian apparel manufacturing operation that requires long hours and when Mimi isn’t coaching or playing slap *ss with girls on the team, it’s nearly a full time job supervising pool cleanings at the house.”
mgbbobby almost 2 years ago
Yeah, where are the kids, didn’t GilPa coach them.
Newenglandah almost 2 years ago
For that matter, what happened to Tod Andrews, once Gil’s assistant coach of every sport?
bearwku82 almost 2 years ago
Reservation sir? Yes. Thorp, table for one.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mimi is driving to another state, where she took the softball team for a road game in April and then forgot to bring them back. On her way back to Milford she will buy back the kids from the Oliver Twist Academy, where she dumped then years ago.
Twainrdr almost 2 years ago
Mimi walks in on cue with two Peace Corps Hippi wasetrels.
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
I still don’t get how the little flashback story and Gil’s mediocre handling of Tays personal problems as well as minimal coaching in a long-ago football game is relevant to this award.
Twainrdr almost 2 years ago
P-1: It only took you 64 years to win coach of the year.
P-2: Gil reads the back of the trophy.
P-3: Ollie’s is having a Christmas in July sale.
artegal almost 2 years ago
Coach of the year and the wife doesn’t even show? I smell a divorce coming.
chiphilton almost 2 years ago
How is the award nothing without legendary players?
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
Tays story was so boring, that Mimi and the kids left a long time ago.
jrankin1959 almost 2 years ago
What – they couldn’t be there? What – another award? (yawn) Have fun, honey; we’re going shopping…
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
First I thought, “This is all a dream”, but now I believe “We’re going multiverse”!!!
Mopman almost 2 years ago
I’m just curious if this is Coach of the Year for Milford, or Coach of the Year for the Valley Conference, or Coach of the Year for the state of name redacted? And speaking of curious, if you’re curious as to how Mopped Up Thorp handled this, just head straight over to:
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/bitsy twill almost 2 years ago
I’m predicting Keri has pink hair and a nose ring. And Jami has emo hair covering one eye.
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
P 1: " ….coach…I’m proud of you….winning ‘coach of the year’ 64 consecutive years…"
hifirick1953 almost 2 years ago
Maybe it’s his mother and abusive father missing his greatest moment
JPuzzleWhiz almost 2 years ago
I see four chairs at the Thorp table…foreshadowing?
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 2 years ago
Gil is steamed that he had to pay for four rubber-chicken, year-end banquet meals!