Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 12, 2022

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Heavy!

The Spinal beer tap at the bar goes to 11.

Is that one that can tell the metal involved?

Is he trying to use that thing to find heavy metal?

So that’s how ‘Enter Sandman’ exited.

Looks a little like the Statue of Liberty’s crown buried under the sand.

He was going to buy a thrash detector, but it was more money.

That’s heavy, man.

Probably not worth digging up.

Definitely not a precious metal.

Definitely worth digging up.

Shouldn’t that be a Heavy Metal detector….

And his spiked hair is sticking out of the top of the dune…

I got the Heavy Metal Detector for only 3 payments of $29.99 plus Shipping and Handling.

“Breaking the law, breaking the law.”

Help meeeee help meeeeee

very heavy

Based upon the comments, this has some obscure connection to heavy metal music but how does a hand sticking out of the sand invoke that?

Regardless, it is neither funny nor creative.

Oh, this it too silly!

Obviously, an Iron Maiden fan.

Could be Dio???

A good metal detector should pay for itself after a few early evening beach sweeps?

Or is the only thing a man with a metal detector should fear is another man with a metal detector. Izzit a territorial hobby?

He has found a Steer?