Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 02, 2022

No “shelf” control.

Let her flirt if she wants to.

Go ahead. Swipe your card.

Maybe she is a fan of Clint Eastwood.

I know what you’re thinking, “did you put up 9 items or 10?” In the excitement I kinda lost count too. But seeing as this is the express lane and 9 items is the limit, you gotta ask yourself, “do I feel lucky?”

Well, do ya punk?

Not these days it isn’t…

“Make my day and say ‘Have a good day.’”

At the grocery store checkout line, or any other store for that matter it seems the veneer of civility has gotten extremely thin.

Ummmm – is he going to leave the cart there with a few items still in it?

“Fresh Food” Do they have a stale food section?

I don’t know. I’ve seen quite a few on both sides of the register where Dirty Harry easily applies