Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 07, 2022

If you’ve ever had a boil, you wouldn’t have to ask.

Are you telling me honey. You’ve never seen your husband naked !

Neither is listening to pointless and rambling gossip

Dipstick, that’s what cellphone cameras are for! Now grin and bare it!

They must have a detailed “relationship agreement”.

But she though he had a “cute tuchus” when they married.

… butt …

Go see a dermatologist. Dr Pimple Popper is a good one.

Or what..let’s hope it isn’t monkey pox.

It’s a cartoon, not a political avenue!!!!!!!

Around here it would be a tick.

The crotch chigger bites heal around when it’s time to mow the lawn again.