Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 19, 2022

Bet they’re not as flippy as they used to be

I never could wear those. It hurt too much. Now that I ride in a wheelchair, I might try a pair of zori when the weather warms up again. For now, my swollen feet get the Isotoners.

Aunty please put on some clothes. My eyes can’t handle this.

and they’re becoming flatter

In my day, they were called thongs. But you can’t call them that now.

Is it possible Aunty Acid and Homer Simpson are long-lost fraternal twins?

aunty sure gained a lot of weight since yesterday

More of a slides guy myself. Can’t stand that strap between my toes.

I call my flip-flops Mitch and Lindsey after a couple of U. S. Senators.

My fedoras still fit.

If you believe that is a little weight gain, I have the Brooklyn Bridge for sale!

I guess Auntie is being Reubenesqe today. ;-}

I diet from January through October. I relax for November and December, and I’m right back where I started. Life isn’t fair.

I mostly wear sandals and flip flops. Flip flops to the mailbox.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! You couldn’t possibly have gained 50 lbs in a day. . .you were comfortably padded yesterday. . .

Her flip flops more than ever.

Be thankful for spandex.

Shamu has escaped from tank number five. Please do not feed her any of the cuda.

My feet have gone up over a full size. I wore size 5.5 or 6 shoes for decades, now I’m up to a 7. In some shoes, I need a 7.5.

when auntie says “a little” she means “a little bit more weight than actually fits in her body”…

My Birkenstocks seem to be a bit Thinner than they were when I bought them.