Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 16, 2022

It wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t have a leaky umbrella.

Not a problem if you don’t wear goop.

I like the honesty and beauty of women who don’t wear makeup.

I stopped wearing makeup 27+ years ago; as the saying goes “what you see is what you get.”

And a whole lot of women must be very grateful that hair coloring doesn’t so easily wash away.

Ew!

My niece is one of the few women I know that can use a lot of makeup and still look nice. I’ve also seen her without makeup and she looks great that way too.

I kid my wife as I watch her spend 45 minutes to get “the natural look.” Reason number 52 why I am glad I am not a girl. Like my niece, my wife looks just fine without makeup.

Personally, I’ve worn makeup twice: once was for a TV appearance and the other was when I had my wife do me over when I had a bad breakout of Rosacea and had to make a public speech.

At least women keep the putty knives sales in business.

But that reveals the natural you. Yep, you need makeup.

While you can put a Mercedes Benz emblem on a Chevy, at the end of the day, it’s still just a Chevy.

Well that explains Neil Sedaka and his “Laughter in the Rain” song. I think it was his, anyhow.