Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 10, 2022

I doubt it.

Enough dirt in there to partially qualify for statehood?

I doubt even Gordon Lightfoot has an answer to this.

Yeah, probably. Some of your comments are pretty acidic as it is.

Don’t mind Aunty!

If you could read my mind you would probably lose yours

A shrink would have a fun time with my mind. There’s enough going on there for at least two semesters of post-graduate work.

But as the old saying goes, “I am not suffering from insanity. I am enjoying every moment of it.”

I am not a danger to society or myself, so I am out on work-release.

auntie seems inordinately concerned about what others think of her…

Would it be like reading a blank note book?

I think I could probably handle it, just please don’t take your clothes off again, that I can’t handle…

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“What a tale my thoughts could tell.”

It looks a little murky.

You don’t want to read my mind.

No thanks, Aunty. At my age, I have enough trouble reading my own mind.

Too late for me.