Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 22, 2022

Another MacDonalds note? Somebody is pulling out the Bathroom reader ed 1

Telliott Anner One time I was 14 years old.

One time I was 64 years old.

One time there were 85,001 earthquakes.

May the Lord be with you.

how did McDonald’s grub from half a century and thirteen extra years manage to get into a wall without much decomposition?

Um….eew? How did those six-plus decade fries not stink up the place?

so, they ate the 63 year old french fries?

That’s called trash, Mrs. Jones.

Take care, may steeped in ennui self-descibed philosopher Theodore “Write A Mundane Notion In A Cryptic Manner And They’ll Call You A Poet Say It Twice And They’ll Call You A Prophet” Bordord be with you, and gesundheit.

Miss Tanner looks much older than 13. The smarter you are, the older you look

Probably authentic.Look at the bag.The “hamburger head Mascot” is extinct now,but was popular in t he old days beforeRonald McDonald stole the show.

I preferred “Wetson’s”

Yes, seems more forgotten volcanoes are requesting attention.

There weren’t hamburgers in the wrappers???

I remember when a co-worker discovered a 15-year-old package of Twinkies in an old desk drawer. Just as fresh, moist and appealing as the day they were injection molded! (No, nobody ate them.)

An incredibly wealthy genius loves riddles.

Bored with being smarter than anyone he meets, the man decides to offer his fortune to anyone who is able to stump him with a question or riddle. Thousands of people come to try and trick the man, but without effort he answers every riddle and piece of trivia he is challenged with.

Finally an old Lady walks in followed by 7 voluptuous naked women. The old lady instructs the women to stand in a line, and then arranges them so that the first woman is turned away and bent over at the waist, the second leaning towards the genius arching her back with her chest pushed out, the third again facing away and bent over, the fourth facing the man with her breasts nearly in the mans face, the last three women are then turned around and bent over exposing their rears to the man.

Once in position the old lady looks to the genius, and tells him, ‘this was my late husbands favorite song. What is it?’

The genius unable to concentrate on anything other than the 7 beautiful naked women in front of him finally concedes that he doesn’t know the answer, and transfers over to the woman his vast fortune and asks her the answer.

She smiles and tells him, ‘Obviously it’s the William Tell Overture’, She gestures to the naked women next to her, and sings as she points to them one by one ‘Bum Titty Bum Titty Bum Bum Bum’.

Until next time.

Gimme Bob’s Big Boy every time.

Somebody has to say it: There’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on!

The Tanner part is snobby, and I disapprove because it makes people “less educated” feel inferior. Just a show-off. Besides, academic smarts are overrated, and you can cheat your way through pretty easy.