Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 16, 2022

If she’s assigning book reports every other month, then he should only have March and May left. (apologies for being analytical)

Dumpster dives

It’s his fault for being such a procrastinator.

You can dish it out but you can’t take it

It’s hardly obnoxious to ask for work that he knew was due months ago…. especially if everybody else did it then.

And had I ever said “That’s obnoxious” to a teacher… OMG.

Good thing I wouldn’t have dreamt of such a thing.

I love when Caulfield and Mrs Olsen push each others buttons. AND we get the Crocs today!

Caulfield is lucky. Some schools and school districts do not allow such tardiness in assignments.

Is Frazz scraping gum from the bottom of that chair?

Caulfield insistence he is on the high road regarding this matter is mind boggling.

I still owe Mrs. Smith a book report from September of seventh grade. (I got transferred into the class a week late, so I never got the assignment, so I never did it.) But she pestered me for months about it.

Here it is, nearly 3 weeks after Memorial Day, and these kids (well, this kid anyway) are STILL in school? When did this strip move to Japan?

This storyline is giving me nightmares

I don’t understand why more people don’t hate on this comic strip. It’s ripe for plucking and ruining.

The funny thing is that he probably read the books years ago.

Why is school still running?

She shouldn’t be accepting any of his reports. He’s a smart kid. He knew when they were due. She is enabling him. It’s time for him to behave as smart as he’s supposed to be. It’s called responsibility. He chose not to do them. Now he should accept a zero, and hopefully learn a lesson.

Monthly books reports in 3rd grade?!