Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 14, 2022

She must have ordered them from bricks.com

You also could’ve cheated on her by going out with Cinderella.

That prince must be a randy old fellow.

How is she going to get air and light?

It’s not (always) wise or safe to let down your hair (or let your hair down)

She’s about to hit the wall anyway

Nothing says " I want to be alone " like a bricked over window !

Try carrying a box of 27 full bricks like that! That’s about 95 kg or 210 lb. It follows that she chopped the bricks in half using the trowel.

It won’t hold. He caused her to loose her last straw. So her bricks will crumble with ease.

She didn’t find out about Snow White. More like it’s Pink Floyd’s another Brick in the Wall she’s heard!

I’m impressed by the way she carried that box of bricks.

IKEA or Amazon?

Sheesh Snow White already lives with 7 men. Man is she greeedy

One princess should be enough for any prince.

Of course, kissing Snow White could have a Get Out clause. He could argue that he only kissed her to save her from a premature burial.

I disagree with walling yourself off after dealing with a jerk.She should have dropped the bricks on him.

Serves you right Prince Clueless. I think she might have considered keeping the fresh air and the view and simply oil her hair. Make him work for the fail.

well, you’re no prince charming

strong, isn’t she !?

Prince Charming becomes prince Charmin

You don’t want to mess with her if she can carry a box of bricks.

So much for the long climbs up the tower….

She vants to be alone!

He was caught fooling around with Snow White? The Seven Dwarfs are going to be upset over this, and The Brothers Grimm will need to write a new fairy tale …..

I hope she has a running supply of oxygen, and light. It must be dark in a room without windows.

That tubby knight could never climb up there, anyway.

Gonna get ripe up there without the open air toilet.

that’s a strong lady – that box of bricks is heavy

AgonyAll the torture they teachWhat’s as intruiging or half so fatiguingAs what’s out of reachAm I not sensitive, clever,Well-mannered, considerate,Passionate, charming, as kind as I’m handsomeAnd heir to a throneYou are everything maidens could wish forThen why noDo I knowThe girls must be madYou know nothing of madness‘Till your climbing her hairAnd you see her up thereAs you’re nearing herAll the while hearing herAh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahAgonyMiseryWoeThough it’s different for eachAlways ten steps behindAlways ten feet belowAnd she’s just out of reachAgonyThat can like a knifeI must have her to wife

or obsessed with Poe.

She could have just shortened her hair.

Just don’t let down your hair, there will be no ‘golden stair’.

Whack him with a cast iron frying pan, like in, Tangled!

Wow, she must be strong.

lol