Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 06, 2022

if you’re going to have the same beverage as that fellow, Andy, you’ll have to pay for it yourself, not on the fellow’s tab nor on the barkeeper’s tab

Is it possible? Someone behaving more shockingly than Andy?

Sorry Andy, he ordered warm milk, that’s why we threw him out!

Andy wants what’s ale-ing the other guy…

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp ordering what the bloke Jack the barman chucked out is priceless :o) my avatar again is a picture of y birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s in a good mood like I am , how was your day? our Manic Monday should be very busy as usual but we will cope I hope , we both ae in a good mood and after the bulk shopping is done we have no or errands to run, just stay inside the house and keep hydrated , till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady.

Next thing, it’ll be Capp’s worthless @$$ thrown out of the pub!!

Well, at least he’ll have the soft body of that other drunk to land on!!

“Sorry Mr. Capp, but he finished his ginger beer Before I threw him out.”

Andy has thoughts of being kicked out apparently

Careful Andy Jack might do a repeat.

Will Andy get mugged by some bad root-beer? Or will he catch a draft of something else?

And just when I thought the present writers couldn’t write something even more ridiculous… Here we are. What does this even mean? Andy to Jack: You know Jack, I just don’t understand what makes a bloke act up like that, and at this time of day…. Or some such response… But, hey… I’m not the writer…

Eldo’s sprung a leak… Something about a secret…

One more thing. Today is the 78th anniversary of D-Day… I had an uncle – my father’s brother – who survived the invasion.

Has Jack ever tossed Andy?

Jack expects shocking behavior from Andy. The other guy? Well …

June 6. 78th anniversary of D-Day. Thank you all for your service. Now and forever. Salute. God bless. My dad was there. He said it was beyond belief. Now Putin has us on the brink of Nuclear war. How did the world ever allow that and allow? Ostriches in Past Power?

I believe they call that one ‘the concussion-maker’

I didn’t know drag Andy was an extra in “When Harry Met Sally”.

Funny

In other words, he wants whatever got that guy kicked out.

Andy is always quick to identify and try new ways of having a good time.

Don’t chuck Andy out, Jack. He’s your most loyal customer even though it’s not actually his money he’s spending! I wonder what that guy done that was so bad?

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I am currently writing to you from the library again. By the way I’m not sure if you knew but my star sign is Sagittarius.

I have downloaded an app onto my phone that counts my steps. I’m not trying to lose weight (can’t be bothered with that) It says I have done 923 steps so far (It will be more by the time I get home) but I don’t think it’s accurate. There’s no way I’ve done that many steps, I’ve only walked into town which is within walking distance. Anyway it doesn’t matter, I’m keeping it on. Because as soon as I do enough steps and collect enough coins, I can choose a £10 gift card. Sadly, PayPal isn’t an option. I believe I need 21,000 coins to choose a gift card. It’s going to take me a few months at least. So whether it’s accurate or not, that’s not my fault. I didn’t make the app. But I do love free stuff.

This Wednesday I’ll finally be back at KFC because the refurbishment is complete.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Afterwards, Jack tosses Andy into a dumpster out back.

“What the fellow outside had…” was a short trip, to a hard sidewalk. I’m pretty sure Andy can get one of those.