A tutor who tooted the flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot,
Said the two to the tutor, “It’s tougher to toot, than to tutor two tooters to toot!”
There was another way she could have gone and I’m glad she didn’t.
The teacher is trying to horn in on her tootoring…
Hey Jef, had you been out to Pastis and drank too much of his spirits? :-D
An air horn (even a “tiny” one) doesn’t toot, it blasts.
My grandchildren have a smellier definition to the word tooter.
She needs help with English too, particularly vocabulary ;-)
Lookout! Fart joke coming…
Frazz 49; C&H 131 @ 0506 Pacific time
“I’m Henery the Eighth I am…what? not a Tudor?”
It must have been a right riot in The House of Tudor when the kids were taking their maths tests.
Inventive today
beans, beans, the musical fruit…
I don’t understand why the girl or her mother think that an air horn would help her in math.
Little English lesson mixed im there.
Oh, the English language. Such a toot
How about if she got a tutor that toots and has an air horn?
Entering Pearls Before Swine territory
The tooter is the one who eats beans and broccoli.
July 31, 2013
Concretionist almost 2 years ago
A tutor who tooted the flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot,
Said the two to the tutor, “It’s tougher to toot, than to tutor two tooters to toot!”
Wilde Bill almost 2 years ago
There was another way she could have gone and I’m glad she didn’t.
Ricky Bennett almost 2 years ago
The teacher is trying to horn in on her tootoring…
unfair.de almost 2 years ago
Hey Jef, had you been out to Pastis and drank too much of his spirits? :-D
Doug K almost 2 years ago
An air horn (even a “tiny” one) doesn’t toot, it blasts.
mrwiskers almost 2 years ago
My grandchildren have a smellier definition to the word tooter.
grocks almost 2 years ago
She needs help with English too, particularly vocabulary ;-)
MS72 almost 2 years ago
Lookout! Fart joke coming…
Jhony-Yermo almost 2 years ago
Frazz 49; C&H 131 @ 0506 Pacific time
Cozmik Cowboy almost 2 years ago
“I’m Henery the Eighth I am…what? not a Tudor?”
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
It must have been a right riot in The House of Tudor when the kids were taking their maths tests.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Inventive today
Uncle Bob almost 2 years ago
beans, beans, the musical fruit…
SteveHL almost 2 years ago
I don’t understand why the girl or her mother think that an air horn would help her in math.
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Little English lesson mixed im there.
daddo52 almost 2 years ago
Oh, the English language. Such a toot
Bilan almost 2 years ago
How about if she got a tutor that toots and has an air horn?
alexius23 almost 2 years ago
Entering Pearls Before Swine territory
PaulGoes almost 2 years ago
The tooter is the one who eats beans and broccoli.