I used to have a 1, but the eleven is emerging.
I was gonna say something, but the others have already covered it.
That’s nothing. I have seen Cadbury Easter Eggs, the day after Christmas!
I still don’t get it.
For us Americans, a roast is a “joint.”
I woke up, this morning convinced it was Thursday.
Charlie Brown in his adult years?
The year I heard my mother spill hard candy all over the kitchen floor, upstairs. Followed by very un Santa like swearing.
They clearly don’t live in Wyoming!
Chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just gone unisex!