All I see is two chunks of ham talking to each other. I think what would make both snouts even more ravishing (delicious even,) would be an apple in each one’s mouth.
See? Someone for everyone. Watching “Secrets of the Zoo” the other day when they were introducing two sloth bears for, um, “romantic” purposes. They raised the little door between two enclosures for a getting-to-know-you sniff and the male went absolutely nuts at first sniff. His Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Dream Girl was just the other side, oh RAPTURE!!! She, on the other hand, evidently thought him the King of Nerd Sloth bears and could be visibly be “heard” to say “EEEWWWWWW!” They did finally get together but he got a hearty, long-clawed paw across the chops for his trouble. Sigh. The path of true love seldom runs smooth.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
“You’re the first one… today.”
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Pig Love. Or at least Pig Sex.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
When I see someone with a nose ring, it often reminds me of the rings we used to put in hogs’ snouts to keep them from rooting under fences.
juicebruce almost 2 years ago
Just another barnyard romance ;-)
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Pig pickup lines…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Another pickup loin.
Jeff0811 almost 2 years ago
All I see is two chunks of ham talking to each other. I think what would make both snouts even more ravishing (delicious even,) would be an apple in each one’s mouth.
The Pro from Dover almost 2 years ago
Oh Porky, go on!
davanden almost 2 years ago
Yeah I get that all the time.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
great pickup line…i’m using it!
uniquename almost 2 years ago
He snout kidding!
prrdh almost 2 years ago
Huspenina. Mmmm.
dogday Premium Member almost 2 years ago
See? Someone for everyone. Watching “Secrets of the Zoo” the other day when they were introducing two sloth bears for, um, “romantic” purposes. They raised the little door between two enclosures for a getting-to-know-you sniff and the male went absolutely nuts at first sniff. His Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Dream Girl was just the other side, oh RAPTURE!!! She, on the other hand, evidently thought him the King of Nerd Sloth bears and could be visibly be “heard” to say “EEEWWWWWW!” They did finally get together but he got a hearty, long-clawed paw across the chops for his trouble. Sigh. The path of true love seldom runs smooth.
Thehag almost 2 years ago
Aww Porkchop you’re so sweet!
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 2 years ago
And jowls to die for !
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
You’re just a Pig like the rest of them…..