Close to Home by John McPherson for May 13, 2022

So much for lighting a fire under her ass

she should be fired!

And it’s in Sen-Surround!

When they say evacuate, do it. Let them concentrate on the fire, not saving your dumbass.

If I found out MY house was on fire, it would cause me to evacuate immediately.

Would what they do next be influenced by whether or not they were in Chicago? Should it be? And for that matter, in what way?

Eventually she’ll feel the heat

Unplug the TV….duh

thee irony considering she’s about to star in one of there side shows…

The realism is astounding!

She needs motivating, light a fire under ………………. oh!

Save the TV man. She’ll follow like she’s leashed.

whhhhhhy

Culling the herd.

Wow! That is a conundrum! It’s bad comic juju for a Chicago fireman to try to get her to leave a fire, while on TV, she’s watching Chicago fireman trying to get a lady to leave a fire, and that lady’s watching Chicago firemen on TV trying to get a lady to leave a fire, while on TV, she’s watching…

… Uh Oh! I broke sump’n!

Interesting to see firefighters in a burning house with no breathing apparatus. And what does he plan to do with the axe?

Just get bleeb out

Take her out during one of the 5 minute commercials.

Get a camera crew in here – we can use her for future training videos about burn victims.

Typical binge watcher.

oh the irony

Tell her she’s being filmed on an episode right now!

The other Fireman: “Great, I missed this episode.”

Hey! There’s room for more on the couch. Say “hi” to the nice people, Bleeb.

Film at eleven. :)

Where there’s smoke there’s fire. Where there’s fire there’s SMORES

No worries. Darwin-iasm in action.

If it was “911 Lone Star”, she wouldn’t budge during the scenes with Rob Lowe.