Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for June 07, 2022

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    sergioandrade Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Evil man, however cat is too smat to believe his lies.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s OK. The cat is ignoring him.

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    Red Bird  almost 2 years ago

    One should never lie to a cat.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “I have a drawer full of fish, just waiting for you.

    “Okay, okay. They’re dried fish.

    “No, no, I meant to say they’re kitty treats.

    “Yeah, see, I can’t keep /fresh/ seafood in my desk.

    “Other cats will start prowling, and that’s just /asking/ for trouble!”

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    pheets  almost 2 years ago

    Cat doesn’t care. Cat lies at the man.

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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    If cats were influenced by what we tell them, this might be a problem.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    He’s patiently waiting for him to come clean…

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Despicable!

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    cactusbob333  almost 2 years ago

    This is not his litterbox and he doesn’t give a sh…

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The cat is lying in front of him.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    Nice try.

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    kauri44  almost 2 years ago

    “We’re not going to the vet” only works once.

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    I lie to cats all the time. I flatter them. They expect it.

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