Kliban by B. Kliban for May 27, 2022

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 2 years ago

    The king is a cabbage head.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The king was Waldemar’s best customer.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ol King Coleslaw

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    I hear he’s a real cut up on the ballroom floor…he shreds all competition…

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    This is not as easy as it sounds. You just try carving a monarch out of lettuce. The hard part is carving away half a wit at the end.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 2 years ago

    But his main source of income was the salad bar that paid handsomely for his shavings.

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    tee929  almost 2 years ago

    Lettuce entertain you! Lettuce make you smile…………

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Halfwit whittler.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    Wait, which is the halfwit, Waldemar or the king?

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    carlzr  almost 2 years ago

    Is this the origin of caesar salad?

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