Garfield by Jim Davis for June 16, 2022

Old jokes. How about these? My first car was like Fred Flintstone’s. I play connect the dots on my liver spots. I put tenderizer on my oatmeal. I didn’t watch The Land Before Time, I LIVED in it! I remember my first trip to the beach by crawling out of the ocean and growing legs. Who else has some?

I agree with Garfield

just three more days

“I did my military service with a bow and arrow.” “My social security number is 000-000-000”. And this joke only makes sense in Spanish: “I knew the Gulf of Mexico while it was still employed.” :D :D :D

Good to know Garfield isn’t as old as we thought he is.

Comic Rating: 5/10 (meh)

I got the humor.

I’m like Garfield when I see comments in this comment section . . .

So, now Garfield needs glasses, too?

OUCH, such a very HARSH, reality TV show.

The Big Bang followed after the first time I ate beans. Sorry about that.

So do I. It’s insulting, actually.

My answer’s yes to all three…

So Uncle Roy is still on TV… figures.

Funny, I didn’t realize these were jokes till being told they were for geezers. Like old Garf, being one, geezer i mean, makes all the difference. Now, I like the dead sea joke. Cute.

The “Dead Sea” joke made me chuckle.

Garfield is only like 40 something that is still young. You can’t be a geezer until your over 65. That’s the Law.

Hmmm. sounds like somebody heard about Mel Brooks’ “2,000-Year-Old Man” recordings with him and Carl Reiner.

I see a lot of Trevor Noah in those jokes.

Very hilarious…. Sundial meaning that person has to be very old like the early days of man where mechanics weren’t around yet (similar to what you see on the Flintstones when they look at their watches) and “Dead Sea” meaning it was alive and well like a young person before getting older and sick and then no longer alive. This person had to be alive at one point where the Dead Sea was “Alive Sea” or “Sick Sea” at the sea’s point in life. P.S. I used to have a sundial in my back yard!

Garfield is getting so old he doesn’t get these new comedians.

I’m so old I am only Able to walk with a Cain. . . .

I’m so old, I tried to save Julius Caesar, I fought beside Alexander the Great, and I witnessed the invention of fire.

When you were young, was your phone number “3” and the Great Wall of China just a small picket fence? Did you go to cat obedience school on a floating subcontinent?

Rodney Dangerfield instantly came to mind! Lol!

I remember hearing that the Kids in the Hall got their name from when Sid Caesar would attribute a joke that didn’t work out to “the kids in the hall”. I wonder if these jokes would also be attributed to that?

Old jokes are not always the best jokes.

That’s OK, Garf, only us dino-sores get ’em… ッ

Cue the commercials for Ensure and Reverse Mortgage Loans…

Did anyone do mouth to mouth on the Dead Sea?

That’s hilarious!!

Back when I was a young’n, broadband was a musical group whose members were all female.

Ba da tisshhh

old geezers can’t understand old geezer’s jokes. classic…after the memory, the humor goes often alongside HEARRING!

George Burns line from around 1972

Did anyone notice that Garfield is looking at the comic audience in the last frame? And Hoooo boy did a lot of these ring true w/me!!

Hard to find surviving comedians older than Mel Brooks.

I don’t see the humor either.

SSN’s have 9 digits, 000-00-0000.

3 days left!! (late)

The Sundial watch was a good deal for the dial and precision gnomon, but every trade merchant would nickel-and-dime you on the compass as well as calibration of the magnet.

Another one about being old, is Jim sick?

Welcome to “Who’s the Old Geezer Anyway?!” #comedy

And then there was the politician who was so old that he had lived back in a time when he didn’t deserve to be convicted.