Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for May 02, 2022

Perfectly normal reaction, because we all know Gregg’s mom is the photogenic parent.

P1.5: Heather pulls out her portable cell phone from the suitcase used to carry it and extends the antenna.

P3: Why is she panning the crowd? Isn’t the crowd good enough for her?!?

How does P2 show how visiting Central is being throttled? By scooping up a routine grounder?

P3: Mom?? How could you?!?

Huh. Now taking bets as to why that guy’s wanted by the authorities. Option 1: Knocked off a bank for $170,000 — Option 2: Wanted for hosing down a bus full of nuns, orphans and puppies with a Thompson gun — Option 3: Wanted for running a string of meth labs in the High Arctic — Option 4: Wanted for being the mastermind behind the well-known terrorist group al-Bundy.

Mr. Hamm (or whatever his real name is) doesn’t have a clue how to be incognito. A ball cap and sunglasses are the bare minimum.

P3: Mattea Roach’s mom and dad are visiting from Canada.

In all reality , Many years ago Greg’s Dad was banned from attending any and all baseball games and practices by the supreme baseball court for beating an umpire to death. Heather knowing this captures him at the game and submits her exclusive footage to ESPN .

A benefit of working at the Milford Star is attending games for free and panhandling the crowd.

Vito! We found him!

Is Mrs. Hammmm, noticing the camera, diving in to the picture to obscure Mr. Hammmm’s face to protect his identity, or is she simply being caught in the act of signaling the Mr. that it’s time to go home and be makin’ bacon?

He has a vivid imagination for names. Most of them sound like computer generated passwords.

The P3 “Kiss Cam” picture will be on the front page of the Milford Star by tomorrow morning and the Hammmmm Burglar will be outed once and for all. Vito knows people who know people and by the end of the week he’ll be a blot on the road complete with Mr. Reality’s telltale tire marks.

Repeat of something I posted yesterday that most probably didn’t see…

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P3: That’s the rat that testified against Gotti!

The Hamms are there even though Gregg isn’t pitching? Such dedication.

I’m guessing this guy is in the witness protection program.

They’re preparing us for the Scooby-Doo crossover, aren’t they? All we need now are some meddling kids…and goodness knows Milford has its share of those.

The joke is on Heather ‘Frank’ Burns as later, she realizes that her camcorder battery has not been able to hold a charge for years, and that she has no footage of anything

P-1: When it’s least expected, you’re elected. You’re the star today. Smile.

P-2: We see why Scooter is a mystery starter when he makes a “hard” throw from 2nd to 1st.

P-3: Mom lives up to the family name after scanning the field for anyone with a camera and spots Heather emerging from the bushes (plants not leagues).

Dad’s a marked man for not having fun at Pee Wees Fun House.

Time Era Question: When was the last time any of us saw a “Mom” with a Ponytail?

I just wonder where Mrs. Hamm’s other hand is based on her husband’s reaction. She has a sixth sense when a camera is pointed her way.

Mom should’ve stayed blonde. The dark color ages her

If it were 2022 in Milford, Daddy Hamm could wear a medical mask in the crowd and no one would notice.

P3: Is that the battery charge indicator or the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

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Yeah, panning the crowd when you’re just there to get game highlights is soooooo realistic. But since we have to force a way for Heatherrrr to expose the hiding Mr. Hammmm, here we are. And speaking of here, the latest Mopped Up Thorp is here:

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