Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 24, 2022

Take it in the back room

Thanks for the warning, Brett.

“You want to wet yourself? Will I let you? That Depends.”

He’s here to “wet his whistle”….Bartender….. I’ll have another and give my friend, here, a “Whistling Dixie”

To call the Bartender just whistle!!!

A Termite walks into a bar, and asks “Is the bartender?”

this blows

The pisser’s down the hall!

Gird your loins … LOL. Have you heard the one about the dung beetle that scurried into a bar …?

( butt I repeat myself, so never mind )

he stopped in after whistling past the graveyard…

after a few beers it will not be hard for you to truly wet yourself

Me loins be a-girded! Looking forward to the week with relish! (It’s the secret ingredient in Tuna Salad)