Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 05, 2022

Not the brightest bulb

I’d see more sunrises if they came just a few hours later in the day.

“Never been awake. Never seen a day break. Leaning on my pillow in the morning.”

Knowing Norm, he’s also probably sitting facing west .

Bring a pillow, Norm, and sack out on the lawn. You’ll wake up cold and covered with dew just in time to see the sunrise.

better get him a blanket… better yet, get his bed outside so he can rest easier. ;)

Not related to Ralph and Norm, but Happy National Cartoonists Day to Mr. Fagan and all those who amuse us daily with cartoons like “Drabble”! https://nationaltoday.com/national-cartoonists-day/#:~:text=National%20Cartoonists%20Day%20dates%20%20%20%20Year,%20%20Monday%20%201%20more%20rows%20

Suddenly it dawned on him.

Find Echo, see it with her.

He’ll probably make it to just before sunrise and fall asleep.

sometimes stupidity just isn’t funny

Two idiots walking down the street. One idiot says to the other idiot, “hey is that the sun or the moon in the sky”? The other idiot says, “I don’t know. I don’t live in this neighborhood”.

He must not have watched the 6 o’clock news. They usually tell you what time the sun is going to rise….tomorrow morning.

I run first thing every morning and make a point of starting early enough to be done no later than just before the sun comes up (I. HATE. SUNSCREEN.) I’ve grown to love watching the sky change from dark to first hint of blue to just before dawn. Bonus points if there’s a full moon, and triple bonus points if I can time my run so as to get a good view of that full moon appearing ever larger and more orange before finally setting.

By getting there early he gets a really good seat.

Then he’ll probably out 5 in the morning to watch the sunset. If you didn’t know by now, Norm brain is a little out of sync.

Saw plenty of sunrises when I was in the Army. Got over it. Now I look forward to sunsets.