Monty by Jim Meddick for May 01, 2022

Maybe you just shouldn’t read from it out loud.

Good thing it was not “The illustrated details of the human brain”.

Great! Cthulhu was waiting for it to be returned so he could check it out.

Good thing that wasn’t a grade-school library in Florida, or you’d never have found it in the first place. It mentions brains.

Deadbeat book borrower…

Most people so unattractive as to be able to get a date settle for second best rather than unsettle for a second beast. Having a name like Lovecraft makes it inevitable.

“Klaatu Varata nec …. [cough]”

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

I was just listening to “Go Summon Up The Dead Ones” yesterday whilst doing yard work! Nice to see the universe was listening.

To be honest Zombies are not the horrors that would be coming after you for reading the Necronomicon, but pop culture and a propaganda network has misinformed the population significantly.

Monty saved his own Ash.

Monty lives in Arkham?

He lives near to the Miscatonic University?

Well, they obviously weren’t after Monty’s brains…

Isn’t the Necronomicon a convention for comic book zombies? They hold it in Dead Horse, AK.

I get the zombies,but what the hell is neuronomicon?

Klaatu verata nikto

IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

HAPPY MAY DAY EVERYONE!

Stick to the electronic edition, that way only zombies with wifi will come after you.

Reading really does improve your brain.

Groovy…

What a prompt(ed) book return! Maybe every library should keep a squad of Zombie enforcers on retainer….

Actually it should be one of the Great Old Ones, not zombies.