Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 28, 2022

Gynoid angst

Dr’s thinking “He’s NUTS..(and bolts)”

Just a screw loose.

At least its thoughts do not include wanting to wipe out humanity.

Hal, open the pod bay door……..

Skynet in it’s first therapy session.

It’s the mal-ware that will get you in the end….

Yet

Sentience is harder than you thought.

Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a spoon. Just sit there and don’t stir.

Paranoid is a metal [sic] condition that presents as always being … “a-Freud” [sick] …!

( CaFfEiNe )

Careful Ralph, the Bot’s kind offer, is not the kind of nuts you like.

Just write a little program that keeps it happy and keeps it thought to itself or you’ll end up with Marvin the paranoid android.

Paranoia is the dial tone of the universe.

“So, tell me about your motherboard . . . "

rerun of todays Reality check strip?

Do you dream of electric sheep?

He’s just this guy, you know?