Close to Home by John McPherson for April 02, 2022

I would say he should use spakle, but I guess caulk is funnier, if not more suggestive

….After drying he pulls out his electric sander to smooth out any remaining rough spots.

Anybody remember Tammy Faye Baker?

Or you can do what a lot of older women I see doing and just eat more and stretch them out. Ta Da! Smooth skin.

I think there are some quacks in Florida that are doing just that. Sad, really.

I’ve read about back alley operations where they actually inject caulk silicone into women. AAARGH!

Might as well giver her the good stuff… break out the Flex Seal MAX®

Nice to see Bleeb back on his game!

Eeeep!

I don’t think “Dr. Pimple Popper” would approve of this method. Kind of like injecting bleach for COVID?

Forget sparkle, I’ll go with popcorn. It hides more.

Just a thought, shouldn’t it at least be a clear caulk(?)

What about crow’s feet?

Good news is your face will be even more water and leak proof.

There’s a dirty pun in here if you look closely. :)

Caulk and Spackle!

Shouldn’t have gotten that face lift.

Honestly, I have found that wearing a mask makes this is unnecessary.

Isn’t that basically what botox is?

LOL. Reminds me of when I was working for a home improvement company and the boss told of checking on a work crew that was installing a large window. There was a gap of an inch or more at the bottom, and the guy he’d left in charge was yelling at one of the workers, “Get more caulk! Get more caulk!”

That reminds me … we haven’t heard much from Nancy Pelosi lately.