Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2022

Prong again

One time I did a five prong attack.

When did Rodney change? I thought he always ran away from the battle front not towards it.

Maybe his diamond scabbard weighed him down…….

Did he tell them to fork off?

Am I missing something? Rodney talks about a three-pronged attack, but one sword wielding charge is only one-pronged.

Rodney’s spear, (and that is the first time I’ve seen it in a long, long time), got stuck between the tines. You don’t see it anymore, (third panel), on him, do you?

Well, they’re forked.

“Prong” LOL

Don’t bring a trident to a pitchfork fight

Two prongs don’t make a right.

Rodney’s a COMMANDER?!? How/When did I miss that?

The last picture bothers me. many years ago i was at a Renn fest in the UK with jousting on a properly sized field. one man was knocked form the saddle but didn’t clear the stirrup and was dragged like that breaking his leg.

Never underestimate your ability to underestimate your enemies. They are watching you.

Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.

Not to mention, you headed the wrong way.

The classic four-pronged defense?

Rodney’s the commander? That explains a lot about the army…

Run-and-hide is once again proven to have its merits.

What did Attila’s wife say, when he got back home? Hi, Hun.

Look what the horse dragged in.

bad luck, I suppose