Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 26, 2022

There was actual academic research done on the effect of roller coasters on kidney stones. The researchers who tested it at Disneyland actually carried artificial kidneys onto the ride, and won the (in)famous Ig Nobel Prize for it.

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-45513012

Pea size Octopuses have a LOT of growing to do in their lifetime! I’d give my right arm to see it.

so how does that ride help with people’s kidney stones?

My ex passed more than kidney stones on that ride.

Take care, may revered laundry expert Hannah “Yes I Keep The Lint And Make Lovely Soakers From Them” Bidenord be with you, and gesundheit.

Interestingly enough, Disney movies can cause kidney stones.

so if an octopus gave a kidney stone to a penguin and it caused the penguin to have an itchy back – there really isn’t any problem.

I wish I could scratch my back with my beak

Octopi only have one eye.

i can scratch my back with my beak too

Do penguins quack???

King Penguin husbands are the safest husbands in the animal kingdom.

When their wives ask, “if these feathers make my butt look fat?”

They can safely reply, “Check out your own Butt, dear.”

So, how do the regular Peasant Penguins scratch their backs?

Not only have you posted racist material, but many of your jokes have been obscene and a recent one about nuns suggested that rape was okay.

Could it be that the ride scares the pee out of you.

Too bad I get motion sickness since I’m prone to kidney stones.