It’s going down the production line right now.
Twinkies last forever once packaged.
But only at Milliways.
Number 2: Very overrated, especially the earlier in the morning, the more overrated it becomes!
And yet, despite having access to all the knowledge in the world, they majority of smartphone owners use it to cultivate and expand their ignorance and delusions.
Twinkies aren’t even that good. Why does he like them so much?
But not nearly as long as the Claxton Fruicake.
At the end of the universe, any twinkies will be crushed by the gravity well. Or made radioactive.
Hey, 3 and 4 aren’t bad. At least he finally cares a little about hygiene.
I remember the Restaurant at the End of the Universe but I don’t recall is they sold junk food.
I like the tail split end repair!
Siri on my phone is not smart enough to answer that.
Problem is….too many users think everything on there is knowledge and don’t separate out the drivel.
My favorite smartphone “answer” of all time:
User: “Cortana, who is smarter, you or Siri?”
Cortana: “I don’t want to brag, but apparently in 500 years I help save the universe.”
bwahahaahaahaha….
So long and thanks for all the twinkies? Douglas Adams is laughing somewhere.
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GreasyOldTam about 2 years ago
It’s going down the production line right now.
nicka93 about 2 years ago
Twinkies last forever once packaged.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
But only at Milliways.
Space_cat about 2 years ago
Number 2: Very overrated, especially the earlier in the morning, the more overrated it becomes!
clacou about 2 years ago
And yet, despite having access to all the knowledge in the world, they majority of smartphone owners use it to cultivate and expand their ignorance and delusions.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Twinkies aren’t even that good. Why does he like them so much?
Serial Pedant about 2 years ago
But not nearly as long as the Claxton Fruicake.
FassEddie about 2 years ago
At the end of the universe, any twinkies will be crushed by the gravity well. Or made radioactive.
Stephen Gilberg about 2 years ago
Hey, 3 and 4 aren’t bad. At least he finally cares a little about hygiene.
bryan42 about 2 years ago
I remember the Restaurant at the End of the Universe but I don’t recall is they sold junk food.
James Noury Premium Member about 2 years ago
I like the tail split end repair!
jrbaskind Premium Member about 2 years ago
Siri on my phone is not smart enough to answer that.
dogday Premium Member about 2 years ago
Problem is….too many users think everything on there is knowledge and don’t separate out the drivel.
Snoots about 2 years ago
My favorite smartphone “answer” of all time:
User: “Cortana, who is smarter, you or Siri?”
Cortana: “I don’t want to brag, but apparently in 500 years I help save the universe.”
bwahahaahaahaha….
RetVet24 about 2 years ago
So long and thanks for all the twinkies? Douglas Adams is laughing somewhere.