Monty by Jim Meddick for March 14, 2022

And why do you load a gun you’re burying?

Next time dig deeper, then bury Monty in there. The neighborhood will thank you.

Tomato juice!

Digging a deeper hole

“Dead skunk in the middle of the road….. stinkin’ to high heaven!” Great old song. :D

If I were a mystery author, I would steal this idea. It sounds like an interesting narrative tactic for throwing off the detective.

I woulda just thrown the skunk in Monty’s bushes.

At least today, Monty has the crutch on the correct side for it to work as it’s supposed to.

Now we know what happened to Pepe Le Pew after he got “canceled.”

Around these parts, people will just think you’ve been smoking some weed.

None of the home remedies really work. It’s just that they take so long that your olfactory system gets a chance to adjust. Normally, you would throw away the shovel and the robot and start over a wiser person.

My wife and I were both chemistry students. After an organic chemistry synthesis lab, her long hair would retain the smell of furaldehyde (the basis of “eau de skunk”). The only thing that worked was a ride on the motorcycle (in the days before mandatory helmets).

Huff, huff, huff!!!!!!!! :)

Kudos to Mr. Shaw, though he could have called animal control.

Monty, you stinker! (And you deserve it!)