Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for March 15, 2022

Leather does not “weather” well under close chomping.

Yesterday the mat, today the football. Marm is a destroyer.

Tennis balls are more resilient, Marm!!

/SHMIRK/

Let him chew all the prick balls up so we don’t have to put up with this over hyped game. Isn’t it about time for basketball and baseball to take center stage for a bit? Those two sports don’t bother me.

Why do they call it football, when they hardly ever kick it?

Or they come out of retirement to annoy while the Tv needs to obsess and waste time idolizing these [expletive deleted]s.

It didn’t stand a chance.

Two days in a row you’ve ripped something to shreds. You’re on a roll, Marm!

Better luck next time Marm .

Marm definitely has the mouth for it, lol!

Alas, poor football, we hardly knew ye!

And there was no squeaky toy hiding inside…