In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 10, 2022

Good thing he is already wearing a red uniform.

I predict a sacrifice fly.

That fly swatter had better work.

Fly ball to center field!

I’m pretty sure that if he get a hit, he’s going to swat a fly ball.

“Su-Wing swatter, swatter, swatter, swatter!!”

Fly ball.

Hey swatter, swatter, swatter….

The Sugar Land Mosquitoes changed their name.

This may be as good as it gets this year. Good one, Ben!

Hit it on a fly

Buzzball.

Objection! The batter has metal tar on his swatter and the flap is made of cork!

Reality has overtaken the jargon.

Jumanji takes on baseball.

Just a routine fly ball.

I guess this is as close to baseball we get this year.

Announcer: “… and it’s a long fly ball to center”

And it’s a fly ball ….