Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 04, 2022

My socks never ride up like that!

I’m not wearing any socks.

May you have a good day not just a quick one.

More often than not the socks ride down.

What socks?

I don’t wear socks.

Who’s going to find out if my socks match my underwear?

Exactly who are you trying to inspire, Aunty?

’Spect the “and” was misplaced.

Oops.

Considering the state of the elastic on my underwear, they’re going in the other direction.

and may you not have socks or anything else that matches this color combination…

One panel cartoon with continued errors. 6th grader?

Now that’s an Atomic Wedgie!

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Well…2 outta 3 aint bad for me!

Everything is the same color. I can get dressed in the dark. If I can find the stuff.

all that i needed for today

Aunty Acid, Poet Laureate…

I suspect it’s supposed to read, “May your day go fast, your socks match, and your underwear not ride up your ass”. What was printed was a proofreader error.

Didn’t need that last vision in my head.

Matching sox? Who wears matching sox? Get with the program, woman!

So she wears lacy pink socks?

Aunty Acid needs to hire a good editor, or to take a refresher course in spelling, or to learn how to use the google dictionary…

Too many panels have spelling errors which ruin these jokes…

If your socks ride up your ass, you’re wearing them wrong.

I get enough people driving behind me, that do that!

Guess she’s never heard of g strings. How can women wear those things???