Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 03, 2022

He died of a coffin fit.

I thought is was a funeral for the guy who invented Vac-U-Form.

Is there enough room in there for him to roll over in his grave?

Maybe he’s trying to make it to the Heaviside Layer, where he can be reunited with his favorite cat.

So – he’s only sleeping? Yikes!

If he was successful, that would make him a Heaviside operator.

Pretty poor side hustle.

Which hasn’t bode well for him. This is the fifth funeral this month.

“THANK you, Lil!”

“Oh, wait …”

Definitely heavy.