Herman by Jim Unger for February 15, 2022

He got a tad upset.

I don’t remember.

The obvious evidently isn’t glaring enough for him.

He proved it.

Captain Obvious needs an explanation. He’s an idiot, too.

He “explained” to me that I was an idiot for saying that.

“He ran away and I tripped trying to catch him!! Honest….”

I need a new lawyer, methinks…

He should use the technique from a joke I just heard. Just tell him he is a 1-D-10-T (1D10T).

So all of that happened before he called him an idiot?

He nicely admitted the guy’s correctness.

He corrected me and showed me he’s more of a moron..

You called your dog an idiot?

That dog is the worlds smallest MMA champion

Sister read about and got a dog from a large guard dog breed. She introduced me to the dog and it was definitely not friendly. No barking or growling, but just a look that said “don’t try anything!”

It’s the questioner who appears to be the idiot.

Apparently it’s not self-explanatory!

“I got schooled on proper etiquette.”

Dogs can be hypersensitive.

He didn’t take so well. In fact he pointed out who the real idiot was.

He proved me wrong….