B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 10, 2022

Tailropractor.

Just stretch your neck up

A tail as old as time.

Shouldn’t have tried that, now your tail’s all ’wonk’y!

You just have to go with the curves that life throws at you.

Damn! I was expecting the apples to get stuck on the scales on the back of the purple dino!! #Disappointed

I saw a special some time ago , and it was in the State of Hawaii and the lady had a field full of Macadamia nut trees , and she had the Farris hogs all over her place and they would just " bang " the trees and the nuts would fall and because of the nutritionist value of the nuts they were the biggest hogs ever . I never found out if she was able to get rid of them .

The other dino showing how to use their head?

Dino viagra. that’ll fix him

New technology doesn’t always fit everyone’s needs.

They say an apple a day, but he’s ridiculous to have eaten all of them…

Dino-practor? You know, sometimes a good idea doesn’t work for everyone. It doesn’t mean either one is right or wrong. It just means their different. Embrace it.

I think he hurt his hind brain.

I Googled how long have apples been around, and the answer I got was about 9 million years. So, no apples for you, dinosaurs!

If this scenario was correct, the dinosaurs would have evolved longer, more powerful tails to get apples. Much the same way giraffes with the longest necks out competed their short necked cousins.

Font too small, does it say chiro-raptor?

Bone crackers were around back then, too?