Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 02, 2022

Give me your answer, do.

She’s the one Hugh Grant talked about in “Notting Hill.”

She did that on purpose.

Now you owe me a drink!

That doesn’t look like it was a “whoopsie”, it looks like it was an “on purpose”.

she’s just there to meet her sister upsy…

I am a hand talker and once at a bar, I did that to someone that I was trying to get a date from. Needless to say………

Her reputation entered the bar before she did…

Maybe she wants him sober this night.

Ah..pardon my French.

She’s half crazy all for the love of you.

What she meant was she’s the clumsy one.

Don’t believe her! If she were the real Whoopsie Daisy, both drinks would have been knocked over!

Does she have a bicycle built for two?

“No, actually, I’m just three cats in a human suit.”

First of Her Name, Against Whom Nothing Can Stand.

Well whoopsie daisy your own drink!

Was that a glass of Malort ?

I’m outa here – call me Ride Along Sally for a cab, will ya?

Of the Newport Beach Daisys.