Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 23, 2022

Now that’s what I call transparency.

The sponsors, who else!

I did; and if a cop asks to see your ID, tell him you’re the Wizard of ID.

Finally! Honestly in politics.

By the corporations, for the corporations….

LOL!

Which is worse Corporate Names on the teleprompter or going off teleprompter to mention “minor incursions”.

I’m guessing they are all going to love the free advertising……..

It is a terrible thing to see the king suffering from cognitive decline. Poor guy cannot even put together a coherent sentence.

In the context of Id, what would all those corporations produce? I’ll start: Exxonmobil would supply oil to be heated up and poured onto the invading Huns.

Outside of ID, it would mostly be pharmaceutical companies pushing pills, jabs, and tests for this and that every 5 minutes.

Shortly after his speech about going to war with Russia (and China and North Korea and etc etc etc et al) Slo Mo Joe and Meth Hunter invested heavily in Raytheon.

“End…of….quote”

Wow. Cigna writes policies for Id?!

There it is! Big corps rule the government…Lobbyists .bribes to vote in their favor to continue to gouge, cheat, and lie to WE THE PEOPLE!

Someone’s going to get fired.

Perhaps, the truth department of the CIA? Oh yeah, not in a million years.

Remember what’s good for business … is good for business.

Forgot to include the worst of them all, government opportunists!

Ah. Id is so very like ’Murica!

I’m surprised nobody asked this question — what teleprompter? Do you see a teleprompter anywhere?

I suppose there could be a Jumbotron behind the crowd, but teleprompters are generally right in front of you.

You left out Pfizer and Biontech.

Monsanto…now Bayer

Ah, yes. In a more perfect world, the senators and the president too would wear sponsorship uniforms like race car drivers. And that includes a Putin patch for Donny.

Joe. . .?