Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 26, 2022

Always full of helpful advice.

Rickard has been hanging around with Pastis?

Then count snakes.

Fear of naked sheep is shear terror.

Never look anything up! It is better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for pardon, absolution, exoneration, remission, dispensation, indulgence, understanding, tolerance, purgation, clemency, mercy, pity, or lenience!

Don’t listen to him, Winky. He’s trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

Remember, FDR warned us about phobiphobia.

Don’t worries Winky. Sheeps will not eats your spleen.

Bet the Doc feels sheepish about that!

Who is a sheep’s favourite singer? Britney Shears.

Shame on ewe, Doc.

Even the medicine of irony didn’t help

I’ve tried counting sheep and I can’t get them to jump over the fence! The frustration keeps me awake.

Love means never having to say you’re ovinaphobic.

If Winky knew the term, isn’t it likely he would know what it meant?

At least he doesn’t have arithmophobia.

At least he gets to keep his spleen this time around.

Mel, you’d better lamb out of there!

What? No MY SPLEEN! Somebody is slacking here!

If they didn’t have sheep on the space station in the first place, this problem would not have started.

The fear will go away around 200.