Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 21, 2022

When they bring on the mustard and mayo, he’ll have a devil of a time.

Looks like he met a couple of bad eggs

There is a yolk in there somewhere.

Drop this case or your egg salad…

He’d never been a-salted before.

The Big Over Easy. (Which is a real book by Jasper Fforde, and very funny.)

he’d better scramble…

He may crack under the pressure.

Eggazetly

This cracks me up….he should try to “run” before they scramble his brain….then the yolks on them….

Eggsistential fear.

Drop the salt, better to pepper him.

I bet he´s going to scram(ble)!

I only use a knife for soft boiled eggs. I just crack the hard boiled egg on a hard surface.

They tricked him and told him that they only liked salad. Little did he know, they were referring to (cue creepy music): egg salad ….

Soon he’ll just be a shell of himself!!

He’s gonna get a-salted!

He’s gonna get a shell-lacking

His salad days are ahead of him.

If one of their names is Benedict he’s in REAL trouble…

Looks like his case will get cracked.

Yeah, it crack me up!

He should of never gone to Denver.

Just a couple of yeggs, looking for trouble.