Matt Wuerker for January 08, 2022

I thought he had it removed in 2016.

zing

Il Douche would have thrown Ted Cruz’s spine to disaster victims in Puerto Rico.

‘Spine of a cantaloupe’: CNN’s Anderson Cooper slams Ted Cruz’s ‘abject subordination’ to Tucker Carlson

“Backed into a corner,” Cooper said of Cruz, adding that Carlson was “giving that quizzical look he practices so hard.”

“And then, (Cruz) had to — he did the twist, hoping that by blaming the media, blaming Democrats, Carlson would get back on his side. Didn’t work,” Cooper said.

He noted that according to his CNN colleague Daniel Dale, Cruz called the Capitol insurrection a “terrorist attack” at least 17 previous times in official written statements, tweets, and remarks at Senate hearings and in interviews.

https://www.rawstory.com/ted-cruz-2656259192/

Dem lawmaker rips ‘empty shell’ Kevin McCarthy as ‘the dumber version of Ted Cruz’

Appearing on MSNBC on Friday night, Gallego said Cruz’s mea culpa on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show Thursday was yet another sign that the GOP has become a “cult of personality” in support of former president Donald Trump.

“It’s a sad statement from Cruz,” Gallego said. “I’ve been in politics now for probably 10 years, and it’s just not worth it. It’s not worth selling out your family like he (Cruz) did when he sold out his dad and his wife. It’s not worth selling your own soul, especially for someone like Donald Trump. And to grovel at the knees of someone like Tucker Carlson, it’s definitely not worth it.”

Gallego added that GOP lawmakers can no longer even condemn the violence that occurred on Jan. 6 because “you’re basically saying that it was pushed by dear leader, and you can’t attack dear leader, dear leader is perfect.”

After host Chris Hayes mentioned that McCarthy seems “somewhat similar” to Cruz, Gallego said: “Kevin McCarthy is Ted Cruz but just not as smart.”

“He’s the dumber version of Ted Cruz, still an empty shell of a human being, just as craven of a politician, but just not as smart,” Gallego added. “He’ll do anything to become speaker of the House. He’ll align himself with QAnon crazies, Matt Gaetz— who is pretty close at some point to hopefully being indicted for being a pedophile. This is the type of person that he is, and he’ll do it because he wants that title of speaker of the House.”

https://www.rawstory.com/kevin-mccarthy-2656259229/

All of the evidence points toward all republicans being totally corrupt.

He lost his spine when left Texans to freeze to death, while he went to Cancun AND used his daughters as the excuse for going!

Here I thought he had none

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word: “scruples”.

And I mean that seriously . . .

Scientists discover they can’t remove Ted Cruz’s spine, because it’s already missing.

“And that Ted Cruz, man, is his wife ugly!” “Thank you, sir, may I have another?”

I wonder if Tucker Carlson gave him a weggie and took his lunch money as well?

Worth repeating: I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz. —Al Franken

Not only Carlson but the other Trump admirers like Roger Stone are denouncing him for telling the truth. How dare he!!

Ted’s spine and balls are hanging on a wall in Mara Lago.

I thought it was Lindsey Graham.

He ever HAD a spine???

Ted Cruz did not make the cut for The Wizard of Oz , " If I only had a Spine "

Cruz… is but a politician and will do and say whatever it takes to stay friendly with those who have the power to destroy him.

Isn’t it ironic how the far right media bubble has all of the traits that the far right accuse the Liberal “Deep State” of having. A shadow power to whom the politicians are beholden, with their own rules, their own secret agenda, no morality, and unlimited funding. Senators like Ted Cruz shouldn’t give a rat’s ass what some lacky FauxNews pundit like “Cucker” Tarleson thinks of him. Cruz should have wielded his senatorial power when he was called on the carpet for offending the Murdoch propaganda pundit. Instead, he yet again showed the country he is just a subordinate member of the Q-pub cuckold club. The hardest part of his day must be looking at himself in the mirror in the morning an realizing this.

The new Alt-Reich pols placed their souls in irrevocable trusts in 2016 when they threw their support behind one such as Trump, who pretty much represents everything opposite to what the U.S. used to stand for.

Reminds me of a quip from Teddy Roosevelt: “I could carve out of a banana a justice with more backbone than that.”

Except they found it refuses to bend to the left.

I thought it was McConnell that had a spine problem

I haven’t seen that much sheer raw cowardice since pretty much anything Senator Josh Hawley (Fascist-Missouri) has done. Two of the most worthless people in American politics at any level.

Good one Mr. Wuerker!

Interchangeable with McCarthy and Pence’s. Actually with the spines of the entire GOPQ who walk around on their knees when The Fat Orange Clown appears in person or on screen or his name is mentioned.

Cruz, Carlson- when I was younger, I always thought America was so much better than this,

A hundred kilo slug, with a beard.

(Apologies to any slugs, who may read this.)

Confederate lying Republican traitors sure know how to make their politicians into hateful creeps.

Ted has been taking those spineless jellyfish pills for years to improve his memory but forgot what Trump said about his wife and lost his spine.

Maybe I’ll stop putting grape jelly on my toast and go with a jam. . .

ted cruz is the largest invertebrate known to man

Point well taken! But the really odd thing about the recent pyrotechnics in the “conservative” Kommentariat about Cruz’s “violent terrorist attack” is that he’s used those very same words some five times since 1/6/21. Apparently he must get some sort of a rush out of sniveling and groveling. (And das Kommentariat has a porous memory.)

At least he’ll never require the services of a chiropractor.

Words from an actual president:

https://imgur.com/voOHhF1

“How do we remove Sen. Cruz’s spine?”

The easiest access is through the forehead. There’s nothing there.

watching Ted Cruz’n to Cancun grovel made me tingle with delight

Cruz’ cowardice is so total, it’s laughable.

You’d think he had bone spurs.

Yet, he may very well be re-elected.

Next, the search for Brandon’s brain.

The SLINKY is a nice touch…

you can extract his brain too, he won’t miss that either

They have to find what might be there before they can do anything with it.

I understand Fox News whacked his pee-pee really hard and towed him ‘back in line’.