The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 22, 2022

You put on a heavy sweater. After cranking the AC.

It is just the opposite in most families.

Hug, and thereby neutralise each other?

Air-conditioner? It’s -11°F this morning, just open a window.

I had a roommate in college who liked to sit around in shorts and a T-shirt in the dead of winter and whine constantly about being cold. He grew up in Fargo, ND and I don’t know how he survived.

My electric bill is averaged for the year, so I put on sweaters in the winter in order to afford all the AC I want in the summer. Husband doesn’t get it and it’s a constant battle with the thermostat.

An Uber Computer Geek once told me that, due to all the computers and electronic devices running in his apartment, he not only did not have the heating on in the winter, but sometimes even had to open a window…

Throw her in a snowbank. It’s January, right?

He’s obviously read Brutus Thornapple’s Guide to a Peaceful Marriage

Hot Flash…..

I always preferred it cooler than everyone else, but the older I get the less I can handle it

My wife is in menopause and she’s always hot

Seems like biology is playing a practical joke on us

Get your long johns and parka.

There’s one advantage to being the only 2 legged person in the house.

My wife did this last night (again). I thought she was quoting my cartoon to me. No. I hadda ask if she’d seen it, and she’d been doing other stuff all day long. I said it was freezing, she said it was hot. Similar thing must have happened a few weeks ago when I wrote this cartoon.