Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 28, 2022

The old uniform switch fails again.

Don’t go, it’s a trap!

Betcha Mimi has an @ss slap for that tart too

Sounds like Cressa needs to improve her footwork to seal the baseline, oh wait that might require coaching – never mind, eat this toaster tart instead, get wide and cut off the baseline that way

In all reality , What F Coach ? I ain’t in no mood for a toaster tart. Where you makin toaster tarts when you were supposed to be coaching us ? Got enough for everyone , no, I didn’t think so. Look just stay the hell away from me. Okay honey I’m sorry I upset you !

Careful Cressa, the last girl that got the “treats” offer from Mimi ended up at a junior college in the snow belt of upstate New York.

Yep. That ball trajectory is wild in P2. Going to double my wager this is the wildest panel of the week at sportsdupe.com.

ah pop tarts! hope they’re frosted strawberries (even though they haven’t a drop of real strawberries), that’ll lure her in

Toaster Tarts? Aren’t they next on the schedule?

P4 Cressa: “Stuff that tart in your toaster, b***h, don’t pretend like you care and are going to start “coaching” now, I’m too cool for tarts!”

Hollis witnessing the exchange, sees her opportunity to be captainly, gets on her smart phone and orders 1,000 TCFT – Too Cool For Tarts buttons to show unity and rally around Cressa

Somewhere a stuffed hippo sits quietly in the shadows awaiting a call to action…

Wild isn’t the word for that shot. Landry somehow forced the opponent to fire the ball with 10 times the force it would need to have any chance of going in. That’s some defense. Or was it hypnosis?

Since when did Milford start wearing purple? I thought the were red/black. I’m so confused!

Where’s the Batman-like sound effects with the missed shot?

P3: Aren’t you supposed to toast those first?

P 4: doesn’t say a word, turns around, walks away

Not even sure that is Mimi with the toaster tart. I think we should go back to black and white, the color changes every day are just confusing me.

But Cressa gets beat on the pop-tart line and Landry scores the snack!

That “I have toaster tarts” line stops working at about 13 years old. Or someone told me. Too cheap to hand out the name brand?

“I have toaster tarts! Did you bring a toaster? And a really long extension cord?”

P-3: I know how bad the art work is, but to mistake the “Captain’s Curvaceous” for Mimi? C’mon gang have your coffee before entering this realm.

Oh boy. VT wearing Milford’s colors, Milford wearing purple(?), a shot angle that has never been attempted in the history of basketball, and an unsafe bus ride back to Milford. All those loose bags perched precariously on the racks? Every turn or sudden stop could cause carnage.

And speaking of sudden stops, you should suddenly stop what you’re doing and read yesterday and today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/