Herman by Jim Unger for January 21, 2022

Look at all the money we saved by buying bars from the dollar store.

Gorillas are mostly herbivores, but they will eat insects on occasion.

My brother escapes again!

For the hyena it’s a nice fish dinner with veggie sides.

As do we all.

This is how it all began, at the Tokyo Zoo.

Thankfully, most zoos don’t keep animals in cages anymore.

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, Coke, no Pepsi

For you Zevon fans: ‘Gorilla, You’re a Desperado’. One of my favorites.

I totally understand that feeling. But my impulses are stronger for a Chick-fil-A sandwich…

Yes, Gorillas develop a taste for cheeseburgers in the forest.

The gorilla should get a double or triple cheeseburger.supersize it! Don’t forget the pepsi!

Another classic gem.

Got it. Same here……

I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Hinze 57 and french fried potatoes. Big Kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.

And comes back and neatly closes the bars.

Gorilla my dreams.

A strange thing happened the other night, you won’t believe it but I swear it’s true. Harry, the hairy ape, made his escape from the city zoo.

The last time I distinctly remember having a craving for a cheeseburger was about 26 years ago, during a bout of mononucleosis. My appetite was way off, but I saw a commercial for McDonald’s and oh, did I develop a craving for a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Made sure I satisfied it once I was feeling better.