Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 21, 2022

Love your social distancing. Did you have to fight off people on either side from getting your jumbo popcorn.

Actually there’s not much nutritional value in a large tub of popcorn. It takes less than a cob of corn to make enough popcorn to fill a large tub

2 ‘Jumbo’ boxes of popcorn is why, ‘Cosmo’, you have so much ‘overhang’ on ’Roz’s’ counter stools ! ! ! !

So, the bank finally gave you that loan to pay for that popcorn?

We practice social distancing in our home. It’s ‘DEMANDing’ but the popcorn is cheaper.

Greasy fingers on both hands. Ah, bliss. Movie, what movie? Can’t make it through the solid hour of ear splitting trailers and commercials. In a world, where people pay for the endless sounds of slamming steel doors and scraping metal.

He must have been wealthy before buying that much popcorn.

He’s lying.  How can he afford a movie ticket and two jumbo boxes of popcorn!??  How can ANYONE (other than the 1%ers) afford that?

I’d have to take out a loan to get 2 Jumbo Popcorn Boxes at my local cinema

Another funny gag from Gary and Susie

A few bean burritos and you could own an entire section.

I didn’t think newspaper journalists made enough money to buy one jumbo popcorn let alone two.