The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2022

Thing a thong of thixpence.

How pathetic. Swilling beer alone with a comp……..wait a minute. Never Mind.

Okay, Google. Turn on the safe search now!

♪ thong thung blew…

Not sure I get this. I mean, I get the “beer googles” bit…but why Dilbert? Did this guy search for something else that sounds like Dilbert? Did he misspell a similar word? I don’t get it.

Where can you really see Dilbert via Google search?

Pointy headed one? You could have left that unsaid.

Were I drunk googling, that would not be one of the searches that came to mind.

As seen through beer goggles!

Thong you very much for an image I’ll never be able to unsee.

What a waste of beer!

Alice maybe but not Dilbert.

Some things can’t be un-seen!

Coming soon as a new tv series on Netflix.

The upside was that Dilbert was finally able to get Ratbert to move out.

And it’s a highly useful 23 gazillion results to read through.

Wallow in your silo alone, dude. Don’t want imagine what ads will haunt you. Your search history will remember.

“…distorting effects…? Try DISTURBING effects!