Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for January 16, 2022

Biohazard PPE failure.

It happened on the night shift.

Well we met on the job and we didn’t plan for this to happen.

They’re wearing hard hats. You acknowledge there are certain dangers on the work site.

you need to keep the supplies door locked

A major whoopsie.

Perhaps they’re actors, and the company they work for makes pornographic films.

Well, we got locked in the break room at closing time one night…

Well, at least he had his hard on hat……I mean hard hat on.

He tripped and fell on her.

At least it wasn’t a hit and run.

The hard hats were not the protection they needed in the “Danger Zone”.

Well see boss, I misheard her when she said she wanted to see the erector set. Accidents happen.

Fire both of them for unauthorized activity in the break room.

“You two can call it work-related all you want, but this is not covered under workers comp.”

Employee cooperation and communication