Can’t blame the guy. As a safety concern, doors do not open into hallways, either at home or in the office. They generally open into the room. Otherwise one would get hit by a door being opened by just walking down the hallway. Maybe he works for OSHA or something.
Used to be an auto parts store near me that had a “Push to Open” AND a Pull to Open" decal on their entry door. I guess they were trying to keep out the ones who shouldn’t be working on their own cars! “You must first pass this test…”
My dad would walk up to a door when we were little. He’d read “P-U-S-H” out loud, then say “PULL”. Th60en he’d laugh at his stupid kids. I still tend to stop, read the letters, and do the opposite of what my dad said. And that was one of his lesser “pranks”.
eromlig over 2 years ago
Adam: OH, God, why did you make her so BEAUTIFUL?
God: So you would be attracted to her, my Son.
Adam: But…why did you make her so STUPID??
God: So she would be attracted to you, my Son.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Gary Larson did this idea better.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Gary Larson’s Far Side cartoon “Midvale School for the Gifted” did this joke decades ago. But Ralph hits it out of the park.
Jeff0811 over 2 years ago
Can’t blame the guy. As a safety concern, doors do not open into hallways, either at home or in the office. They generally open into the room. Otherwise one would get hit by a door being opened by just walking down the hallway. Maybe he works for OSHA or something.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Oy!
davidlwashburn over 2 years ago
No, God didn’t make us stupid. We did that all by ourselves.
tiomax over 2 years ago
Used to be an auto parts store near me that had a “Push to Open” AND a Pull to Open" decal on their entry door. I guess they were trying to keep out the ones who shouldn’t be working on their own cars! “You must first pass this test…”
paranormal over 2 years ago
Why did God create so many idiots???
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
It’s the journey, not the destination … or, is it the destination, not the journey? Heads I win, tails you lose …!
crazeekatlady over 2 years ago
My dad would walk up to a door when we were little. He’d read “P-U-S-H” out loud, then say “PULL”. Th60en he’d laugh at his stupid kids. I still tend to stop, read the letters, and do the opposite of what my dad said. And that was one of his lesser “pranks”.