Kliban by B. Kliban for January 05, 2022

Fly-over country ?

San Francisco

Pretty sure I’ve delivered DoorDash to these people. They’re not good tippers.

Well, they have a Telley!

NatGeo wife?

“If your home’s got wheels and your truck doesn’t, you know you might be a Redneck!”

__________Jeff Foxworthy

They should have a pet of some sort.

Donald, Ivana and Don Jr.

I want to know how you keep getting my family photos.

A 1960’s Renault on blocks?

They put da mental in fundamental.

Who hasn’t had them as neighbors?

We all know who they voted for…..

A modern Stone Age family.