Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 15, 2021

He’ll shoot his coal out.

One time I was on 35th Street.

The movie must be a real Cliffhanger.

He’ll put his eye made out of coal out!

Where’s John McClane?

Rudolph quit being head reindeer and bogged off to the Bahamas, the rest of them, being clueless smashed into the caucus mountains and thereby freeing Prometheus to bring more fire to the melting of the North Pole causing massive waves of cold water to wash over the eastern seaboard and so stopping those awful Christmas parades!

There was much joy!

And then, Frosty will be arrested for illegal possession of a firearm by the Burgermeister Meisterburger.

Is that why Rudolph got run over by Hans Gruber?

This arc is funny. I hope Natalie Wood doesn’t get her tongue stuck on a flagpole.

This is sorta like a thread on the Housepets! comic a few years back.

Tomorrow should have Santa sans boots crawling through ducts to rescue kids from Martians

Call me when Rosemary Clooney (George’s aunt) is riding the white horse.

I thought Frosty wanted a BB gun to protect Santa Claus from the Martians.

Frosty wants the gun to relieve Dad of his leg lamp. Oh Fuuuuudge.

Oh No! Now I’m confused .

I double dog dare ya!

Mr. Potter was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Presents, became a changed man and bought Rudolf a new nose. God bless us, every one.

That doesn’t take a whole lot, Brewster.

A reliable bb gun saves the day!

And then the 6’ 3” elf, named Buddy, told Frosty he’d shoot his eye out if the got the BB gun…

Give Frosty a break, he’s Home Alone

I thought it was Rudolph who wanted a 12 gauge Shotgun?

Something about getting Payback for never being included in Games?

Hmm, I’m beginning to think I’d like this movie better than some of the originals!