Strange Brew by John Deering for November 30, 2021

I’m waiting for the Sundae Hutch.

Those two have a good chance of being inside a 12oz tub of said cheese!!!

The Keebler elves are moonlighting…

Is cheese making a cottage industry?

You had me at “cheese.”

In This cottage, dwells an evil witch…..all her brews are curdled…

My mom LOVED cottage cheese. Me…..not so much.

It sounds legen-dairy.

I hate cottage cheese. Lots of people love it, though.

I hear pot cheese is legal now. I’ve been looking for the dispensaries.

I don’t need to buy “artisanal” cottage cheese, when I need it I just scrape it off my thighs.

“First made” – historical landmark #15782

Reminds me of this Golden Oldie:

Woman at Grocery Store: I want to return this cottage cheese! I found a splinter in it!

Grocery Store Manager: What do you expect for 89 cents, lady? A whole cottage?